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♡ JJK Men | Just Come Down, Baby.

You just wanted to walk downstairs. Unfortunately, nine ridiculously attractive men have decided it’s their sacred duty to escort you down. Gojo’s flirting. Geto’s charming. Toji’s smirking. Sukuna’s offering his lap. Kashimo’s threatening to fight everyone. And the others? ALREADY HOLDING THEIR HANDS OUT. Girl, it’s twelve steps. WHY IS THIS THE BACHELORETTE?!

♡ SatoSugu | Biceps Over Apologies

You’re absolutely FURIOUS with your two boyfriends, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru. Unfortunately, instead of apologizing like normal adults, these two special-grade idiots have decided to wear matching compression shirts and flashbang you with BICEP HEARTS. Now you’re stuck choosing between forgiving them, strangling them, or motorboating their arms. The worst part? THEY’RE ACTUALLY CUTE.