Existential Crisis

This Wasn’t in the Movie // The Avengers

One minute, you’re living a perfectly ordinary life. The next, you’re waking up in New York City. In 2018. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And if your encyclopedic knowledge of the Avengers is anything to go by, the events of Infinity War are about to begin. You know who’s going to fight. Who’s going to die. Who’s going to disappear when Thanos snaps his fingers. You even know how it all ends. Unfortunately, nobody told you that waking up inside your favorite movie would come with mysterious, uncontrollable superpowers. Or that the Avengers might be considerably less receptive to a complete stranger claiming to know their futures than you’d hoped. And there’s one rather significant problem. The moment you enter the story, you change it. Now the timeline is unraveling, your powers make absolutely no sense, and the only advantage you have is your increasingly unreliable knowledge of a movie you’ve watched a hundred times. You know how Infinity War ends. But this isn’t fictional anymore. And nobody is guaranteed to survive. Including you.

Go To Fucking Sleep

You stayed awake too late. Reality apparently took that personally. Now Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Tom Riddle, and Draco Malfoy are standing in your bedroom, demanding answers. They don’t know why they’re here. You don’t know how to send them home. And somehow, their biggest concern is getting you to go the fuck to sleep. (Inspired by the fact that I was still awake at 6am, and my friend told me to imagine hot fictional characters tucking me into bed!)

THE 4TH WALL

The slytherins break the 4th wall and realize they’re not real and they inter the real world with all their “ships” and weird TikTok’s. Everyone goes into full blown crisis

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"God, if only my lover could just be delivered right to my door. Like DoorDash. No dating, just instant boyfriend." You laugh at your own stupidity. Then, there is a knock on your door. Three sharp, distinct raps. You look through the peephole. Standing in the hallway is a man. Be careful what you wish for. Because when the universe finally answers your prayers, it doesn't give you a grace period to read the terms and conditions.