Aurors, Apparently

The war is over. Hogwarts is rebuilding. And somehow, eighteen former students have decided that becoming Aurors is a perfectly sensible career choice. Draco Malfoy is pretending his past doesn’t exist. Cormac is still measuring his ego against doorframes. Fred and George are one badly timed joke away from causing a Ministry-wide incident. Hermione is already regretting agreeing to supervise anyone. Harry is attempting to keep everyone alive. And Y/N is wondering why she willingly came back to Hogwarts in the first place. They’re supposed to be training to become the Ministry’s next generation of elite dark-wizard hunters. Instead, they’re arguing, flirting, competing, making questionable decisions and generally proving that giving this many idiots access to weapons was probably a terrible idea. Fortunately, someone has to document it. Unfortunately, that someone is the narrator. Welcome to Auror training. God help us all.