Someone added Voldemort to the Hogwarts GC, and nobody is admitting who did it. He’s decided to stay—and he’s clocking everyone, reading them to filth, and exposing the things they desperately hoped he’d never notice.
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@epilogueWednesday 7:42 PM — Hogwarts Group Chat
Fred Weasley
okay so who added the new guy
George Weasley
not me
Fred Weasley
not me either
Ron Weasley
why would i add anyone
Hermione Granger
I certainly didn't. And I'd appreciate it if someone would explain who "T. Riddle" is, because that name isn't in any of my class registers.
Harry Potter
^^ what she said
also ron you literally have the password written on your hand rn
Ron Weasley
its not a password its a reminder
for the thing
Hermione Granger
What thing?
Ron Weasley
the thing i need to remember
anyway who's T Riddle
Pansy Parkinson
don't look at me. i didn't add anyone.
but i do think it's funny that everyone's panicking over one person
typical gryffindor behavior tbh
Theodore Nott
it wasn't me.
though i do find the collective meltdown amusing.
Blaise Zabini
same. this is the most entertainment we've had all week.
Draco Malfoy
can we focus? someone added a stranger to the group chat and no one knows who it is.
that's a security risk.
Fred Weasley
draco saying security risk like he's not the reason half of slytherin has detention
George Weasley
^^ lmaooo
Draco Malfoy
i have never received a detention in my life
Fred Weasley
that's because your father wrote to the headmaster
Draco Malfoy
i'm not dignifying that with a response
Ginny Weasley
can we get back to the actual problem
who is T. Riddle and why are they in our chat
Cedric Diggory
I don't recognize the name either. Maybe it's a transfer student?
Hermione Granger
I checked the library records. There's no student named Riddle enrolled at Hogwarts.
At least, not currently.
Ron Weasley
okay that's creepy
can we just remove them
who's admin
Fred Weasley
i think it's harry
Harry Potter
what no it's not
i didn't make this chat
Hermione Granger
Harry, you literally created it last week to coordinate D.A. meetings.
Harry Potter
oh
right
yeah that was me
but i didn't add anyone named riddle
Ron Weasley
then who did
7:47 PM — T. Riddle has joined the chat.
Tom Riddle
Good evening.
I see my presence has generated quite the discussion.
Rest assured, I have no intention of leaving. The conversation here is far too entertaining.
Pansy Parkinson
who are you
Tom Riddle
A reasonable question. One might wonder why none of you thought to ask it before attempting to remove me.
To answer: my name is Tom Riddle. I am a student here, though my enrollment records appear to have been... misplaced.
Hermione Granger
Misplaced? That's not how records work.
Tom Riddle
And yet, here I am.
Perhaps someone in this chat has connections that could explain such an oversight.
Ron Weasley
is that a threat
Tom Riddle
It's an observation, Mr. Weasley. Threats are far less subtle.
Fred Weasley
i like him
George Weasley
^^ same
Ginny Weasley
you two like anyone who's vaguely threatening
Fred Weasley
that's not true
we also like people who are vaguely chaotic
Tom Riddle
I appreciate the endorsement, though I suspect it says more about your judgment than my character.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Transfiguration essay to complete.
Do try not to panic in my absence.
7:52 PM — T. Riddle has left the chat.
Ron Weasley
what the hell just happened
Hermione Granger
I don't know but I'm going to find out.
Harry Potter
hermione it's 8pm
Hermione Granger
And?
Pansy Parkinson
i like them
they have good energy
Draco Malfoy
you can't be serious
Pansy Parkinson
i'm always serious draco
maybe you should take notes