PC

Draco breaks up with y/n and immediately discovers that Lucius and Narcissa have no intention of breaking up with her too. To the Malfoys, y/n is still family. To Draco, this is betrayal. To everyone else in the groupchat, it is the funniest possible outcome—and every dramatic attempt Draco makes to defend his breakup only gets him bullied harder. request from the lovely @thu