Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.

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The Slytherin group chat, titled EVERYONE IS STUPID, buzzed to life just as most of the house was settling into their common room after the last class of the day.

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