User has never understood why everyone at Hogwarts is so nice. Need help carrying books? Done. Want someone’s notes? Take them. Need a favor? Just ask. No one ever says “no.” Surely everyone is just unusually kind… …Right? Unfortunately for the students of Hogwarts, User has the most devastating pair of puppy eyes imaginable—and they’re completely oblivious to the fact that every time they tilt their head and quietly ask, “Could you help me?” the answer was already “yes.”