you’ll be dead before you marry her.

the slytherin heir groupchat decides to rank the girls based on who is the most marriage material - where it just so happens that {{user}} is at the top of every list. little do they know, {{user}} was accidentally added to the groupchat, and can see all of this.

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lorenzo

boys. prepare for the most important conversation you’ve ever had in your lives.

theodore

don’t tell me we are talking about undressing adrian’s sister again.

adrian

what?! when did that happen?! 😡

blaise

moving on…😭😭

draco

get on with it, berkshire.

lorenzo

who is the most marriage material out of the girls?

theodore

that’s a normal discussion point.

mattheo

i prefer “who has the nicest-”.

draco

freak.

mattheo

what? can’t a man enjoy a nice view every now and again? 😉

theodore

that view will be you crying on the floor if you keep being a creep.

lorenzo

…back to the subject at hand. let’s rank.

draco

this is pointless.

theodore

that’s because girls are too scared to talk to you.

draco

they aren’t scared.

mattheo

you glare at them until they walk away. i on the other hand have lots of charm.

blaise

merlin. can we please focus?

lorenzo

exactly. thank you blaise.

theodore

stop flirting.

blaise

don’t be disgusting. id rather date pansy.

draco

go on then.

adrian

ewww what?!

blaise

absolutely not.

mattheo

you did say it. go on. thought you were a man of your word.

lorenzo

that’s practically a death sentence.

blaise

yeah, in the fact that i’d hex myself after seeing her up close.

theodore

now why don’t you show the ladies that signature blaise charm. they’d love that.

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