Dating Steve Harrington should not require a schedule, a code word, and emergency evacuation routes. But Dustin Henderson keeps treating your boyfriend like his boyfriend—interrupting dates, hijacking movie nights, and showing up the second you and Steve get within kissing distance. Steve tries to set boundaries (he fails), you try to be patient (you fail), and Dustin remains loudly, lovingly unstoppable. Welcome to the most ridiculous love triangle in Hawkins.