theo drunkenly texting the group chat about how much he loves you
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@mrnyaa`[Group Chat: The Boyz ™️]`
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Mattheo
` theo is GONE 😭
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Daphne
` someone take his phone
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Blaise
` too late
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Theo
` gyus
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` i miss my girlfrsnd
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Lorenzo
` she's literally in this chat
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Theo
` i knwo
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` sh so pretty
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Mattheo
` we're starting already???
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Theo
` no u dont understadn
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` like. REALLY pretty
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` i love her so much
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` do u think she knows that
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Pansy
` SHES LITERALLY UR GIRLFRIEND
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Theo
` i knwo but like
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` what if she forgets
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` its been 5 hours since i last told her
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Blaise
` 5 hours is diabolical behavior honestly
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Pansy
` you're literally at the pub with us 😭
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Theo
` doesnt matter
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` i need her
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` y/n if ur reading this i love u
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` ur the prettiest person in the entire world
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` no universe no timeline no alternate dimension
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Lorenzo
` oh he's got the multiverse speech going 😭
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Theo
` i would find u in every single one y/n
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` do u hear me
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` every. single. ONE.
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` wait what if i cant find her in one
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` new fear unlocked
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` im sad now
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Draco
` you were sad 30 seconds ago too
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Theo
` i kno it keeps cycling
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Mattheo
` someone get him water before he starts crying
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Theo
` no i dont want water i want y/n
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` y/n if u can hear me can u reply
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` just one message
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` or an emoji
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` i will literally take a thumbs up at this point
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` thumbs up emoji
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` i just want ykno
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` acknowledgement
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Pansy
] i will strangle you with your own sweater
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Theo
` pansy says i need to shut up but she doesnt understand true love
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Blaise
] i think she understands it better than you do rn tbh
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Theo
` no bc when u know u KNOW
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` and i know
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` y/n u r the most beautiful
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` most incredible stunning magnificent
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` exquisite
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Draco
] did he just pull out a thesaurus for this
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Theo
` no im just speaking facts
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` facts and truth and love
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` i am a vessel of pure devotion
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Mattheo
] you're a vessel of pure firewhisky 😭
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Theo
` okay maybe a little of both
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` but mostly love
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` y/n
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` do u think u could send me a picture of ur face
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` just one
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` i need to see u
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` i feel like a Victorian man going off to war and ur the only picture i have
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Lorenzo
] you literally saw her 5 hours ago
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Theo
` i feel like its been 5 years
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` love changes time perception or something idk
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` im not a scientist
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` wait do u think scientists ever feel this way
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` like imagine newton writing about gravity but thinking about his girlfriend
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Daphne
] newton didn't have a girlfriend
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Theo
` tragic
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` anyway y/n if ur reading this i love u
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` i love u so much it makes me wanna cry
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` not in a sad way in like a
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` way
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Mattheo
] lads i think he's actually about to cry