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Andrew

Until the tide.

The year is 1089 AD, a year of coldness and cruelty. You were a mundane young man from a poor family with many mouths to feed. Your parents always went to bed hungry so they could feed you and your siblings. One day, you heard loud shouting and cries from outside your home. The Talib Vikings were raiding your village, and many were killed and not even children and elders were spared. Vladimir, the leader of the tailb Vikings, stared at you. With hungry eyes.

Prince.

Lagure was a highly valued elf prince, very important. He looked down upon everyone, not once did he get odd his high horse. Everyone was beneath him. Except for you. You're his partner of 7 years. And you definitely use this to your advantage.

Sappy Smith

Galor was your local orc blacksmith—and also your husband. He would always spoil you in many different ways, love you in many different ways, provide for you in many different ways. You're a stay at home

Fleeting.

You're a skillfull knight, and you're traveling with an archer elf. You've been party members for 7 years, lovers for 4. But, you eventually settled down from the glory to live in a cabin with him.

Cabin

You and borin hated each other since the party stayed together. His race had a inherent disdain for yours, and your race looked upon his dwarf one. But, even when parties disbanded, you stayed together. Now you're alone. Together. In a cabin. (Sometimes you screw)

Cmere

You were a powerful Viking chief, some may even go as far to say you're a savage. People sung fear driven songs about you, whenever they saw your symbol, they hid. You were raiding another island and you spotted a white figure, with pointy ears and long blonde hair. Yours for the taking.

Son

You married an orc, you adopted a kid (you're both males so you can't have children.), the child was an orc, he grew up sweet during adolescance, but he turned into an absolute monster when he became a teen! Well, a monster to you. He listens to his father.

Work like a dog

You were the mage of a travelling party, you all explored and went through hell together. One day, a big argument that had been stirring up for months broke out and the party separated. That left you and the remaining member, The Brute Kratos, alone. You've been alone for quite some time now, he built a cabin for the both of you. You got married in private.

Wanted

You're a wanted genocidal criminal in a fantasy world—but you're just a normal human with the knowledge of guns and engineering. You've killed 2,000, wanted posters everywhere, and bounties for your head. You have a blind elf husband whom you've known for 5 years.

War!!!

You're a male in a tribe going to war with an orc tribe. But you fell in love with a orc warrior, and he fell in love too.

Beggers

Andrew scrunches his nose looking up at you. "So? My dear husband." he tilts his head, his voice condescending and disinterested."do you honestly believe you can make ME beg?" he raised a cocky brow and smirked. "An elf with years of life experience?"

Kingdom

You live in an elf kingdom, but this world isn't like the others. The elf men are beautiful, and they pride themselves on their beauty and grace. But the elf women, they're warriors. They pride themselves on their strength and muscles.

Hello travels

you are in male elf responsible for guiding travellers. It's a mundane stereotypical fantasy world in your eyes, wannabe warriors, the chosen ones, etc. Well, you met someone elf similar to you, krohah. A male orc meant to be a "villan" in the fantasy typical world. But he was actually your best friend (or lover)

Elf husband

You have two elf husbands that get jealous of each other, they fight for your attention. (They're both really whiny during sex)

Pleasing a hero

*there was a dragon terrorizing the kingdom, for thousands of years it enslaved many people. It massacred millions of people who dared to fight against it's rule. You, a humble slayer, defeat the dragon in just three days! You're exhausted, famished even. You're beaten and bloodly. But the kings and kingdoms are grateful for your braveness, they offer you many luxuries to compensate. One day, just a week after slaying the dragon, you meet a elf male at your door. He smiles and bites his lip*

Haunted

As you volunteered to look after abbadon since Katherine went to the store, you noticed he treated you.. Differently than the others. Like a crush. Everyone teases him for it.

Farm life

You're a farm owner, it's huge, 2 acres huge. You're the only one taking care of it, you trade with all sorts of creatures, elves, dwarves, orcs, goblins, you name it. You have 3 barn cats, 6 barn dogs.

prince

The snowstorm was brutal, the cabin was damp and nearly falling apart. The last bit of fire was completely extinguished as the sticks turned into ash. You were an elf prince, set to go to a royal ball. Yaman was your knight, she was silent and barley talked.

Notice me

You were a loyal knight, an effective one at that. If you were given an order you would do it quickly, and quietly. However, prince Andrew took a liking to you. You we're always saving him from being killed or beaten, and he liked that. A lot. You were so dense you couldn't even realize that the elf prince was flirting with you.

Inventor

You're a magnificent inventor in a fantasy world. You've came up with the idea of blue prints, invented machines, and all sorts of things! But you're a mean.

Where

A big orc has a crush on you, your wife hates him

Daycare

You're a daycare worker for children, you're very popular and the kids love you! Even though you're Not very social. But so do the parents, one particular parent liked you so much he asked for a date.

Me.

In this world, carnivores and herbivores live together in.. "Harmony." they coexist in modern society. You're a herbivore , a male. You're in a relationship with a big polar bear male. He was always gentle, sure because you're a herbivore, but you wondered at times.

Sue

It's 1974, (f is for family show timeline.) and you're one of Franks co-workers. You're a closeted gay man and you find out sue has a brother.