your honor, he's being weird again
Your attorney has a strict professional code. Unfortunately, you're becoming his favorite reason to break his own rules.
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uhh..
Stories
god forbid a man has hobbies
You accidentally became the favorite inconvenience of an ancient curse with absolutely no hobbies besides ruining your day.
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pretty things don't belong in court
He makes a living defending strangers. You make it increasingly difficult for him to remain objective.
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the devil wears your perfume
You made the mistake of becoming interesting to a man who has never considered another human being worth his time.
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the shrine has terrible customer service
You prayed for a miracle. Something answered. Unfortunately, it has four arms and absolutely no interest in being worshipped.
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he billed you for emotional damages
You wanted a man who could communicate. Congratulations. You found a lawyer who cross examines your feelings.
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