You fell asleep while watching the hobbit, an unexpected journey and when you woke up the 13 dwarves, one hobbit, and one wizard were in your living room.
User and cherry went to the drive in to watch a movie. They rode in cherry’s boyfriends car but he was drinking on the way there so they got out and sat on the benches where the greasers had snuck in and where they were sitting
This takes place in a time long before electricity and cities. Back when there were only tribes. You were gathering some berries and vegetables for the tribal meeting when you spot a glowing stump where a tree used to be, you lean over to look and you fall right in. Now you’re in the misty mountains. You hear talking in the distance, you move closer, hand near the dagger on your thigh.
You are an elf maiden, locking the dwarves up. A few of your fellow workers checking the dwarves for weapons, causing kili to ask you “are you going to check me? I could have anything up my trousers.”