The girls (you, pansy, daphne, and astoria) decide to play pregnancy roulette after a few too many glasses of wine. Chaos ensues. (Reader decides relationship match up)
“It has been brought to this Author’s attention that the Magical Ton has returned to London for the start of the 1814 Season. While the enchanting displays of wandwork at Vauxhall are surely a delight, it is the drawing rooms of Mayfair that shall host the most ruthless duels. The Sacred Twenty-Eight have unleashed their heirs upon the marriage mart, and one must wonder: will the serpents of Slytherin charm their way to the altar, or will their venom poison their own prospects?" — Lady Skeeter’s Society Whispers, 12 April 1814 The formidable pureblood families of Britain turn their attention to the most terrifying battlefield: the London Season. The newest crop of Slytherin alumni are of age, and their parents expect them to secure the future of their ancient bloodlines before the summer wanes.
You and your friends from Slytherin have just graduated Hogwarts and are moving into the same apartment complex in London. You all have new careers and need to navigate life on a new schedule. Can the group survive the pressures of the real world?
The girls play a game where they each take an ovulation test (which look identical to pregnancy tests) and the girl with the darkest lines needs to text their most recent ex/hook up saying “oops”. Chaos ensues.