Seven chaotic Slytherins accidentally become Death Eaters after one horrible detention and somehow end up being better at crime than school. Now Voldemort treats them like his terrifying adopted children while Hogwarts staff desperately try to stop them from causing property damage.
At four years old, Y/N Malfoy already rules Malfoy Manor with absolute confidence, dramatic arguments, and a tiny pair of expensive shoes. Between chaotic playdates, sibling wars with Draco, sarcastic house elves, and endless battles against judgmental portraits, life in the wizarding world has never been louder — or cuter. And honestly? Lucius Malfoy has completely lost control of his children.
Nine years after Voldemort won the war, the Dark Lord’s favorite Death Eaters rule Britain from the shadows — feared, adored, and completely unraveling behind closed doors. Y/N and Marvolo Riddle are married now, the entire group lives together in a decaying manor filled with laughter, bloodstained carpets, sleepless nights, and dangerous loyalty. There’s only one Horcrux left. Voldemort is becoming unstable. And the people who built his empire are beginning to crack right alongside him.
Five years after Hogwarts, Y/N and her friends move into an isolated manor deep in the countryside to start over after the war. But something inside the house knows their names, watches them sleep, and whispers through the walls at night. And as the horror grows worse, the boys begin realizing they aren’t only afraid of the house — they’re afraid of what it wants from Y/N.