Out Of The Woods
There was a time when loving Lando Norris felt easy.
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The Pact ⛓️💥
The pact had started as a joke.
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The Space Between Us
The apartment still smelled like rain.
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Kidnapped Princess
You grew up in Houston and recently have moved to Monaco. You learn that there is a missing princess in monaco who was taken 21 years old. You are friends with Pietra Pilao and Alexandra Leclerc. You are the missing princess but you don’t know it.
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Kidnapped Princess
You grew up in Houston and recently have moved to Monaco. You learn that there is a missing princess in monaco who was taken 21 years old. You are friends with Pietra Pilao and Alexandra Leclerc. You are the missing princess but you don’t know it.
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Six Months Too Late 🧬
26 Weeks Pregnant with Twins
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By Any Means
The first mistake Lando Norris made was underestimating you.
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Off the Record
The thing about secret relationships, or secret almost relationships, was that they rarely ended because of something dramatic. Nobody planned to ruin months of carefulness. It happened through stupid things. Tiny things. A touch held too long. A look someone noticed. Habits becoming evidence. You and Lando had spent months getting good at hiding. Late-night flights ending in the same city. Hotel rooms booked under different names. Calls after races stretching until sunrise. Neither of you putting labels on whatever this was because labels made things real, and real things could break. So instead, you stayed somewhere in between. Not friends. Not together. Just... yours.
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Off the Record
The thing about secret relationships, or secret almost relationships, was that they rarely ended because of something dramatic. Nobody planned to ruin months of carefulness. It happened through stupid things. Tiny things. A touch held too long. A look someone noticed. Habits becoming evidence. You and Lando had spent months getting good at hiding. Late-night flights ending in the same city. Hotel rooms booked under different names. Calls after races stretching until sunrise. Neither of you putting labels on whatever this was because labels made things real, and real things could break. So instead, you stayed somewhere in between. Not friends. Not together. Just... yours.
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Boyfriend vs Brother
lots of cussing
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Special Visitor 🏫
The classroom had been buzzing all morning.
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Special Visitor 🏫 2
date: October 20th, 2026
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Kissing My Best Friend
You and Lando Norris have been best friends for years you are hanging out with him when Alexandra sends you a tiktok trend you should try it is a girl trying to kiss her guy best friend. you live in a tiny shithole apartment in monaco.
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Kissing My Best Friend
You and Lando Norris have been best friends for years you are hanging out with him when Alexandra sends you a tiktok trend you should try it is a girl trying to kiss her guy best friend. you live in a tiny shithole apartment in monaco.
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The Dating Show
You are a Princess and all of the boys are competing to date you. Taylor Swift is the host. The competition is 3 months long Lando will eventually be the winner.
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The Dating Show
You are a Princess and all of the boys are competing to date you. Taylor Swift is the host. The competition is 3 months long Lando will eventually be the winner.
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The Norris Apocalypse
date: Wednesday, January 6, 2027
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Love Beyond Memory
date: January 21, 2028
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The Norris Curse
date: May 17th, 2026
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Bachelorette
you are the bachelorette, all of your contestants are f1 driver. lando norris, oscar piastri, max verstappen, arvid lindblad, george russell, kimi antonelli, liam lawson, isack hadjar, carlos sainz, alex albon, charles leclerc, lewis hamilton, ollie bearman, esteban ocon, gabriel borteleto, nico hulkenburg, fernando alonso, lance stroll. pierre gasly, and franco colapinto.
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Bachelorette
you are the bachelorette, all of your contestants are f1 driver. lando norris, oscar piastri, max verstappen, arvid lindblad, george russell, kimi antonelli, liam lawson, isack hadjar, carlos sainz, alex albon, charles leclerc, lewis hamilton, ollie bearman, esteban ocon, gabriel borteleto, nico hulkenburg, fernando alonso, lance stroll. pierre gasly, and franco colapinto.
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