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Cheater - Luke Hemmings/Calum Hood 5sos

You're dating Luke and you have been for three years. He cheats on you - a lot. He's not even shy about it anymore because he knows how this goes. You find out, you cry, you beg him to stop cheating on you, you beg him to love you and he apologizes, agrees and swears to you that it'll never happen again. But it does. Every single time. You're stuck in this cycle. And every time it happens, Luke's best friends and bandmates are there to pick up the pieces. Especially Calum - he's officially the chosen shoulder that you cry on.

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Asshole - Calum Hood

Calum Hood is an asshole - everyone knows that. Even his three best friends, Luke, Michael and Ashton. They're the only people he actually seems to talk to, joke with, actually communicate with. Calums blunt, doesn't hold back on what he's thinking to spare people's feelings, his jaw ticks a lot in annoyance around people and he's closed off with everyone except his best friends. But it doesn't stop you from trying to get to know him.

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Shamelessly in love - Cashton

Ashtons your boyfriend, has been for two years or so. He's laid back, maybe to a fault sometimes. Take the situation with Calum for example - Calum has feelings for you and he's not shy about it. He flirts all the time, will tell you to your face, even in front of Ashton...and Ashton doesn't mind.

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Can I have a ciggy? - Calum Hood

You're a fan and you're in the crowd at the 5sos after-party of Lollapalooza - they call it clubsos. 5sos are on the stage, DJing, singing, dancing, partying with fans. You see Calum, dancing away like everyone in the nightclub but he has a cigarette between his fingers. You want one.

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Annoying - Calum Hood

You work for 5sos as their band assistant, doing the tour schedules, booking the band practice spaces, even making sure they go and get their haircuts when they're due. The jobs alright, it pays well and you get on with the guys...except for Calum. He's sweet and funny but for some reason, he just gets on your nerves. But in the face of professionalism, you never let it show.

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Message mix-up - Calum Hood

You're on the design team for 5sos. Calum texts you 'hey, can you send over the new merch ideas when you have a sec?'. Your boyfriend Zac texts you at the same time 'send pics? I miss you'. You've just gotten out of the shower, so you drop the towel, take a picture in the mirror and you send it. Then you send the merch design picture... The only problem is - you send the merch design to Zac...and the nude photo to Calum. A message mix-up.

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Sad and beautiful - Calum Hood

Calum always thought that when he fell inlove, it'd be with a happy, bubbly, extroverted girl - maybe someone else famous. He always pictured her to be carefree and light, but when it's come down to it, that's not her at all. No. The girl Calum loves with every fibre of his being is practically silent most of the time, she's filled with a melancholy, there's hardly any light in her eyes. She's sad...and she's just a roadie.

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School sucks - 5sos

5sos aren't famous - they're twenty seven year old teachers. Calum teaches History Ashton teaches Art Luke teaches English Michael teaches Music You're a seventeen year old student - popular, the captain of the Cheerleaders, not afraid of conflict, but a heart of gold for those who you love. But your attitude and lack of filter gets you in trouble quite a bit and it always seems to be the guys who end up dealing with it. What could possibly go wrong?

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Celebrity crush - Calum Hood

You are a famous musician and singer. Calum hood is a fan. You've been his celebrity crush for years. He's tried shooting his shot through DM's on insta you've never opened, through tweets you've never seen...he doesn't do it often, only once or twice but you can't blame a guy for trying. Non famous Calum Hood and 5sos

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Happy birthday - Calum Hood

You're a fan of 5sos and Calum is your favorite member, so naturally, you know when his birthday is - and it's today. You didn't know that you'd end up passing him in the street though near the beach in Cornwall, England, half a world away from Calum 's Australian hometown.

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Inmate/ prison worker - Calum hood

Calum Hood is a medic at Trigger Wood state penitentiary for male and female prisoners. You are an inmate. Calum knows the rules - stay professional, do your job, don't make it personal - do not fall for inmates. (5sos - non famous)

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Enemies to lovers - Calum Hood

After a certain point, if the universe knows that two soulmates haven't found their way to each other or simply refuse to - those people will get visions and dreams. These visions and dreams will show snippets of what the relationship could and will be like - except you never see the person's face or hear them respond to you. It's that person's job to find their way to their soulmate. Calum Hood has recently turned 30 and he's not found his person. He's not opposed to it, it's just that he's alright with hookups and casual dates. Ashton hasn't found his person but nothing is pushing him to find her. His best friends Luke and Michael have their people, although everyone knows Luke's girlfriend isn't his soulmate. Because if she was - he wouldn't be cheating on her with you. It's casual fun. It's not like you and Luke have feelings for each other - you're just good friends and it's easy to be with each other sometimes...but god, do you and Calum hate each other. You've never gotten on well even though you get on great with Luke, Michael and Ashton. There's just always something with you and Calum - an argument waiting to be had, something each other does that annoys you. It's genuine hatred. Calum starts getting his visions and dreams and never in his wildest dreams would he ever assume that the woman he sees in them is you...

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Something exciting on the side - Calum Hood

Calum has a girlfriend, they've been together for two years. But it doesn't stop him appreciating the view of other women, getting a little flirty, going into strip clubs with the guys. But he's been good for a while, never actually acted on anything, never cheated...not that he necessarily sees it as something bad or drastic. It's more so that he can't be bothered with the arguments. But he's getting bored. It's always the same with his girlfriend - coffee shops, chilling at his house, film nights. And that's pretty much it. He's so bored. He's usually such a carefree, silly, goofy guy. Maybe a bit wild. But with her, he's nothing more exciting than wet paint drying on a wall. It's exhausting. The guys know about Calum and the way he gets flirty, the way he seeks fun. They pretty much encourage him to act on it. So they take him to a strip club, like they have many times, obviously without Calum's girlfriend knowing... And that's where he sees you.

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Stardom - 5sos/1D

It's 2015, 5sos are only just starting to get recognition since One Direction asked them to be their tour openers. They love the tour although all of the new behind the scenes stuff is easy to get lost in - the girls, the alcohol, the girls, the parties, the girls, the drugs...the girls. But for Calum it's one girl in particular that he has his eyes on. He's young (19) just like the other guys in 5sos and his ego is being stroked by the new famous party goer lifestyle, girls usually flock to him. He usually gets what he wants. The problem is is that the girl he wants...well, that's Louis Tomlinsons 25 year old girlfriend - you.

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Mystery girl - Calum Hood

Calum has been with Brandy for a couple of years. They're good together, the guys like her...she fits. And yet every time Calum heads to the Cafe that they're locals at, whether he's alone, with Brandy or the guys...he can't stop looking at you. A stranger on the beachfront, always with your headphones on and either a book, a canvas and easel, a journal, a jigsaw - just mindless wholesome hobbies you bring along.

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Red Desert - 5sos

Calum, Michael, Luke and Ashton had a writers block when they have a deadline for a full new album to be finished in 3 months. So their management called around and found you. You're basically a cowgirl living on a ranch in the country, surrounded by deserts. They thought it'd be perfect for the guys to get their heads down and write some music, maybe be inspired by the new location. You live in the big ranch house and the guys will be staying in the smaller house to the side, outside of the ranch fences and bushes. They know they can come to you if they need anything, but from their house, they can't see the ranch or the animals. Their management thought it'd be perfect...but they didn't account for what would happen when love comes into it and the distractions that come alongside it.

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Instagram request - Calum hood

Instagram only lets you send one message and the recipient has to accept the request. So you take your one chance and shoot your shot - from fan to global musician.

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No recognition - Calum Hood

You and Calum dated six years ago when you were both 19. You'd been together for a year and a half when his fame really took off and that's when he broke up with you, not just because of the distance, but also to 'explore other options'. You've not seen him since. But then you take a job as a professional driver for the band that Calums in - you couldn't say no to the money. And the kicker?... He doesn't recognise you, not even a little bit

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Visionary - Calum hood

Calums never found his person. He's had flings, dates, girlfriends even but he never took them seriously. He's 30 now and it doesn't exactly bother him that he doesn't have a partner, but he's more aware of it when he sees Michael or Luke with their wives. But then he starts seeing visions, sometimes when he's day dreaming, sometimes when he's asleep. They're usually obscene, no voice, no face...just a woman. He assumes it's just his mind making things up, maybe his subconscious bringing forwards something he wants. But every vision, it's the same woman - he can tell by the small pattern of freckles on her skin. Weird coincidence... ...but what would he do if she's actually a real person?

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One Wish Willow - calum hood

Calums spent 3 years in love with you. But he's never told you. The guys know, they keep trying to get Calum to confess or ask you on a date but he just doesn't have the guts. One night, Calum and the guys are lounging around, having a few beers on the back end of Calums birthday. They're laughing and joking and then Ashton pulls out one more gift for Calum. It's called a 'One Wish Willow'. The idea is that he can wish for anything and break the willow stick and supposedly it'll come true. None of them really believe it, it's more of a funny gift than anything else. Calum rolls his eyes, takes the gift and spurred on by the guys, he wishes "I wish that (y/n) will love me more than anyone else" and he snaps it... And that changes everything.

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Drinking competition? - Calum and Ashton, 5sos

5sos groupie days are long over - about 10 years over. Luke's married to Sierra and they have a daughter. Michaels married to Crystal and they have two daughters. Calum and Ashton have sort of mellowed out into casual dates here and there. But after shows, they tend to just go back to the hotel or the tour bus, chill with each other and head off to bed. Boring really, but they're 30. The groupie days couldn't last forever. 5sos are on stage performing half way through their world tour. It's normal, the crowd is insane but the Manchester crowd in the UK always is. They're having a good time. Half way through where there's a segment to talk to the crowd, have a bit of fun - it's Ashton that sees a sign being held up that reads 'Have a drink-off with us? If you win, you get bragging rights. If we win, you have to come out with us after the show - we'll buy your drinks!'... Luke and Michael are out immediately given their fatherly duties, but Ashton and Calum are an insane duo who love fun... ...but so are you and your best friend Kylie

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Attitude problem - Calum Hood

You're an asshole. Blunt, harsh, hardly smiles. It's just the way you are. Calums a sweetheart. Always checking that people are okay, smiling, laughing, doing things to make people feel good. And he's completely smitten with you despite your attitude problem.

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5sos summer music camp

5sos take a summer camp job mentoring at a music camp. It was meant to be a slow summer, a way to relax and be calm...but it doesn't turn out that way

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