pureblood societal reintegration / dm
Draco didn't expect to be verbally attacked by London's finest youngsters while shopping for bread, and he certainly didn't expect to be saved by a muggle: you.
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sofa
standard hufflepuff procedure
Stories
bros and hoes / poly
You, a Hufflepuff, somehow became very close with Daphne and Pansy from Slytherin— you three were best friends! Eventually you get introduced to the rest (male) of their friend group, and things go from there. But things between you and the girls was never fully platonic to begin with, and now maybe the boys are also interested on getting in on that action?
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SOikeasofabedmisclicked / poly
Of course you had to go ahead and misclick the recipient. Of course the picture attached was a risqué one. Of course it went to your hot friends, of all people.
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SOikeasofabeda whole new world / mr
Mattheo shouldn't have been rushing that assignment half-asleep and lacking any care, as now he's transported himself to a new timeline. One where he's both fictional and ignored. Ouch.
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SOikeasofabedchoosing you / pp
(wlw) Pansy Parkinson has decided she's sick of letting her parents dictate every aspect of her life for her and decides she's worth love. Against everything her name stands for, she chooses you.
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SOikeasofabedcorpus humanum.
Studying human anatomy with your boyfriend takes a turn.
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