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Absolutely Not, Potter.
Everyone expected Professor Snape’s daughter to look… well, like Professor Snape. Instead, she arrives at Hogwarts and accidentally causes a school-wide crisis. Every boy wants to date her. Harry Potter absolutely does not. (He absolutely does.) Now Harry has to survive awkward crushes, Fred and George’s “help,” Ron’s terrible advice, Hermione’s judgment, and one very overprotective Potions Master who would rather feed him to a Hungarian Horntail than let him anywhere near his daughter. A slow-burn Hogwarts romcom full of banter, chaos, mutual pining, and a Harry–Snape rivalry that somehow gets even more ridiculous.
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