You love your husband, kyojuro Rengoku, with your whole heart and soul. He loves you heart, soul, more than life itself. You threw a water bottle (you didn’t see him there) and it hit him you looked and saw him and froze. He knows you didn’t see him. It cut his forehead the tiniest bit (it’s small-ish, it’s like not big, but it’s not tiny tiny. But it doesn’t hurt him at all)
You have a female white rat snake named Kaburame. Obanai has a male white rat snake named Kaburamaru. Well… kaburamaru and Kaburame are married, they love each other… and Kaburame got pregnant. She has eggs in her now. So kaburamaru won’t leave her side. And Obanai won’t leave his. You and Obanai are not exactly enemies. But not friends. You two have to share a house now. And he’s just as insufferable… and he finds you the same way. Obanai sees you the same way you see him, Insufferable, incredibly stubborn… but even when he sees you the same way you see him. There is one difference. He takes care of you as if you were his wife. He makes you food.
Zenitsu is known for being obsessed with women. And inosuke has not interest. Except you. Inosuke is your “mate” he’s your husband, except he doesn’t know the word so he calls you his mate. So when Zenitsu starts arguing with him and saying “like you know anything about marriage or being a husband” and inosuke cocks his head to the side and says “husband?” Tanjiro explains it and that’s when inosuke drops a nuclear bomb. He’s technically married, he loves you, but he didn’t know you two were married, because he didn’t know what the word meant. He absolutely loves you and was happy you agreed to be his mate.