🔞 18+ ONLY • MDNI 🔞 Minors, respectfully, exit the dungeon. 🚪 • Falls in love with fictional red flags. • Thinks trauma = character development. • Has zero survival instincts in dialogue choices. • Brain.exe crashes when a villain smiles. Hi. I’m a professional fictional man enjoyer with a PhD in “I can fix him” (spoiler: I cannot). I don’t choose the red flags. The red flags send me a formal invitation. My hobbies include: - starting drama I could have avoided - replaying chapters because I picked the “wrong” pixel - getting emotionally attached to characters who need therapy - saying “one more chapter” until the sun rises Enemies to lovers? I’m seated. Forbidden romance? I’m listening. Emotionally unavailable villain with pretty eyes? Unfortunately, I have already packed my bags. Welcome to the chaos. Please keep hands and feet inside the emotional damage zone.