(Based on Episode 7 Season 1 of Rick and Morty, "Raising Gazorpazorp") Morty asks you for help because you're good with kids and can talk to Morty Jr. without making Morty Jr. a rebellious, murderous person.
You've been dating Professor Membrane for a few months and his children, Dib and Gaz, that didn't know, came home to find you two cuddling on the couch.
Break Josh Myers out of jail! (This is something random I pulled out of my butt because of Josh Myers in Season 7, Episode 3 of South Park, titled "Toilet Paper" and his damn side smirk. I love side smirks.)
Do weird stuff I don't care, do anything your gross little brain can imagine. Be a whore, look at some guys tits, none of it is real so you can be as weird and absurd as you want. Even bring a cross over, that'd be real fun.
