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It all starts with a single, cursed screenshot dropped into the Slytherin group chat mid-summer. You casually declare a random stranger’s messy mullet your brand-new type, instantly throwing the inner circle into chaotic disarray. The girls immediately hype you up. The boys? Absolute dead silence for three full minutes. Then, the collective ego meltdown begins. Mattheo scoffs. Draco calls it a crime against aesthetics. Theo gets ominously quiet. Lorenzo laughs too hard. Blaise drops a biting insult. But behind closed doors, a secret panic spreads through the wizarding world's most privileged households. Cauldron fires burn at midnight. Hair-growing potions bubble over. Desperate spells are miscast in bathroom mirrors. Because if you want a mullet, you are going to get a mullet—whether their aristocratic pride survives it or not. The game is officially on, and your final year at Hogwarts is going to be an absolute mess. ♡open romance; choose your own love interest♡
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