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Ⓐ You need supervision
Y/N comes home to find Earth’s Mightiest Heroes completely fucking wasted. Unfortunately, alcohol has also made them honest. Steve thinks they’re wonderful. Bucky thinks they smell nice. Sam won’t stop calling them gorgeous. Bruce likes their eyes. Thor is offering livestock. Y/N has one rule: Ask me again when you’re sober. The next morning, they do. Fuck.
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