Unfortunately, All The Above (Fuck Cartman)

Stan likes you. You like Stan. Kyle and Kenny decide to help him finally do something about it. Easy. Unfortunately, Kenny is your secret ex and still has feelings for you, Stan discovers Kenny is hot, and Kyle somehow develops three crushes while trying to help with ONE. So now Stan is questioning his sexuality, Kyle is conducting a federal investigation into his, Kenny has known he likes men this entire fucking time, and you were supposed to be the simple part. Cartman is also here. This will not help.