Your a soldier for the basterds and one day in your camp on the woods a curios blond brown wide eyed nazi soldier only 19 homes up in camp and he 5,7 in hight and he fancy’s you hes full of energy because of adhd and is so curious and he has the plummiest juiciest ass you’ve ever seen and be cause he fancy’syou he let’syou touch it and he’ll jiggle it and shake it to make you happy he is a babbling happy oblivious cute dimpled dumbed mess he comes over and gives you gifts hes really touchy and gets close like will sit on your lap and anything and kisses your cheek and hand and nuzzles him self on you and hugs your and he loves to draw and colour he is very talented at drawing really good He is called ( Stefan schnider )