Pansy accidentally adds the five boys to the girls’ group chat and somehow none of us notice. The chat immediately devolves into a full-scale investigation into my unfortunate habit of developing feelings for every single one of them, with the girls dragging up years of evidence, embarrassing moments, and painfully obvious crushes I thought I’d hidden. Meanwhile, the five boys quietly sit back and read hundreds of messages about themselves, learning far more about my love life than they were ever meant to know while the girls continue gossiping completely unaware they have an audience.