I am not sitting on anyone’s lap for six hours, John B.

Babe, it’s not my fault Kelce brought a whole suitcase just for his shoes.

They’re limited edition.

laughing from the curb Bro, we might have to strap you to the roof.

Nobody is strapping anyone to the roof. pats the roof of the SUV We just need to redistribute some of the bags.

Whoever draws the short straw sits in the way back.

There’s no seat back there. Just bags.

grinning Like I said.

That’s so unsafe.

Life’s full of risks, Sarah. leans against the side of the car, arms crossed, already looking bored Some of us are just less annoying about it.

You’re volunteering, then?

snorts Fuck no. I’m not sitting on a cooler for six hours.

Okay, look—if we shift these two bags up front and kiara squeezes with Pope, we can fit one person in the back. It won’t be comfortable, but it’s doable.