pansy parkinson has officially lost her mind. because apparently, being single is now a crime. her solution? a boyfriend application. your problem? one of your slytherin friends actually fills it out. and he’s not joking. five boys. one application. you choose who applied. CHECK OUT THE AUTHOR NOTES!! select your love interest.

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@unethical

The Slytherin common room was unusually calm for a Friday evening — a low fire crackling in the hearth, a few stragglers hunched over last-minute essays, and the distinct green glow of the Black Lake pressing against the high windows.

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