TB

Y/N's birthday is tomorrow, and your hidden eight-year marriage to a core member of the *Supernatural* cast means you know their real-world behavioral tells perfectly. When the entire high-security convention backstage and dressing room bullpen suddenly goes dead silent, whispers in corners, and aggressively locks laptop screens, your hyper-focused investigator mind triggers a high-stakes warning. Believing they are freezing you out of a dangerous, high-profile security threat or a rogue stalker file to protect you, you launch a rogue investigation into your own husband. In reality, the cast is just panicking to hide party supplies, custom cake orders, and your three custom children's secret code words from your elite analytical radar.