Mark has rehearsed his confession fourteen times, written three different speeches, and nearly passed out because Y/N held his hand during a charity stream. Y/N, meanwhile, is completely convinced Mark is just being friendly. Bob is keeping a spreadsheet of every failed confession. Wade has stopped pretending to be subtle. Amy knows exactly how this ends. The only person who doesn’t realize Markiplier is hopelessly in love with his best friend… is his best friend.