snape accidentally gets added to the group chat where everyone is currently cheating on his exam.
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@supermarHermione Granger
okay everyone the exam starts in 5 minutes
if anyone needs the study guide i sent it three times already
please actually look at it this time
Ron Weasley
hermione i love you but if i have to read one more page about moonstone properties im going to walk into the black lake
Draco Malfoy
weasley if you drown yourself before the exam at least do it quietly
Harry Potter
malfoy if you could shut up for five seconds maybe some of us could actually focus
Pansy Parkinson
oh my god theyre already fighting and the exam hasnt even started
Blaise Zabini
this is going to be a long hour
Mattheo Riddle
wait wait wait
so we're all admitting none of us studied right
Lorenzo Berkshire
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF IVE BEEN STRESSED FOR A WEEK
Theodore Nott
enzo you told me this morning you were going to wing it
Lorenzo Berkshire
THAT WAS BEFORE I SAW THE REVIEW SHEET
Daphne Greengrass
you've had the review sheet for three weeks
Lorenzo Berkshire
I DIDNT OPEN IT UNTIL LAST NIGHT
Astoria Greengrass
why would you do that to yourself
Fred Weasley
because he's a man of chaos obviously
George Weasley
honestly respect
Hermione Granger
can we PLEASE focus
snape is going to be here any minute and half of you havent even looked at the material
Ginny Weasley
hermione breathe
we're all going to fail together
Pansy Parkinson
speak for yourself i'm built different
Mattheo Riddle
pansy you asked me what a bezoar does yesterday
Pansy Parkinson
and??
Mattheo Riddle
ITS ON PAGE 3 OF THE TEXTBOOK
Pansy Parkinson
i dont read textbooks mattheo i have a reputation to maintain
Hermione Granger
its literally a stone that cures most poisons
its been on every exam since third year
Pansy Parkinson
okay and??
Hermione Granger
youre impossible
all of you are impossible
snape is going to walk in here and we are all going to FAIL
Draco Malfoy
granger calm down
some of us actually paid attention in class
Harry Potter
you? paid attention? that's rich
Draco Malfoy
at least my notes arent covered in doodles of snitches potter
Harry Potter
THEYRE NOT DOODLES THEYRE DIAGRAMS
Ron Weasley
harry you literally drew a snitch with a face on it last week
Harry Potter
ron whose side are you on
Theodore Nott
this is already a disaster
Blaise Zabini
and the exam hasnt even started