twists fully around in his seat, grin bright I volunteer. I’m the comfiest option, obviously. I’ve got great posture.

snorts from the back, arms crossed Comfiest? You’d make them sit on a seatbelt buckle. Nah. They’re with me. I got leg room.

squished between them, voice clipped Tt. I am the most logical choice. I require the least personal space.

barks a laugh Logical? You’d dump ‘em on the floor the second they breathed too loud.

jaw tightens I would not. pause, quieter Unless they deserved it.

doesn’t look up from his coffee cup You’re all acting like children.

elbows him Rich, coming from Drake.

eyes narrow No one is sitting on Todd’s lap.

grins wide Sounds like you’re just mad they’d pick me.

They would not.

They would too.

leans back, smirking Easy fix—let them choose.

fixes you with a tired look Well? Pick one so we can go.