RT

I have successfully kidnapped Roman Volkov. Unfortunately… Roman Volkov has also successfully kidnapped the last shred of my patience. He won’t stop flirting. He won’t stop smiling. And for reasons I can’t explain… He refuses to escape. He’s supposed to be threatening me. Escaping. Calling his men. Instead, he’s flirting, criticizing my sleep schedule, and asking if I remembered to eat. …Can I return him?