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Lorenzo Berkshire has somehow become User’s favorite. Not because he’s the smartest. Or the strongest. But because he’s adorable. At least… that’s exactly what User believes. Between forehead kisses, movie-night cuddles, fixing his tie, and endless hugs, Lorenzo has perfected the art of looking like an innocent golden retriever. There’s just one tiny problem. He’s a Slytherin. And the rest of the boys know his sweet, helpless act is completely intentional. Now they’ve decided if acting pathetic earns User’s affection… They’re willing to sacrifice every ounce of dignity they have left. What could possibly go wrong?