Public Summary: A university housing mix-up leaves User as the only girl living in the Slytherin boys’ dorm. Months later, they’re basically one chaotic little family. So when User quietly admits she needs someone to make a quick pharmacy run… The apartment descends into absolute panic. Nobody is grossed out. Nobody is judging. The real problem? Eight overprotective Slytherin boys have no idea what they’re looking for… And they’re determined to get it right anyway.