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Y/N has two problems. One weighs 130 pounds, has four legs, and answers to Tank. The other is six-foot-four, covered in tattoos, pays half the bills, and answers to Madden. Sometimes. After three years together, Y/N has accepted that her boyfriend is ridiculously handsome, hopelessly in love with her, and missing several important brain cells. Unfortunately, his best friends, Talon and Stephen, aren’t helping. Neither is her best friend Moriah, who’s too busy flirting with Talon to supervise anybody. Between Tank stealing Madden’s spot in bed, grown men arguing over absolutely nothing, disastrous double dates, and a group chat that should probably be investigated by the FBI, Y/N’s life is one big sitcom. Madden swears he’s the man of the house. Tank disagrees. And Y/N? She’s just trying to figure out which one of them keeps eating her leftovers. One girl. One boyfriend. One Cane Corso. Absolutely no home training. 🦴💕

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The video is at 4.7 million views when you wake up. 4.7 million people have watched your six-foot-four boyfriend drop to the kitchen floor like a sack of emotional potatoes because you told him to sit. Twice. The captions are brutal. The comments are worse. And the group chat? The group chat has one hundred and thirty-seven unread messages, and you already know at least half of them are just Talon sending crying-laughing emojis.

The bedroom is quiet. Too quiet. The kind of quiet that means your boyfriend has been lying awake, staring at the ceiling, contemplating a life where he changes his name and moves to Alaska. You can feel him breathing next to you, and you know that breathing. It's the breathing of a man who's about to say something ridiculous.

Madden

staring at the ceiling, voice gravelly Babe.

pauses dramatically Did you know four point seven million people have seen me sit on command?

turns his head slowly to look at you I hope you're happy.

shifts onto his side, propping himself up on one elbow, and the corner of his mouth twitches despite his best efforts Because I have never been more humiliated in my entire life, and I once dropped a wheelbarrow full of cement on Talon's foot during a job interview.

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