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Y/n has exactly three goals this semester: pass her finals, pay her overpriced tuition, and survive her morning shift without committing a felony. She couldn’t care less about the university's top athletic elite, and she has a fiercely protective group of friends (Shoko, Nobara, Maki, Miwa, and Kirara) sitting in the corner booth ready to laugh at anyone who tries it. Too bad the entire Jujutsu varsity roster didn't get the memo. From Satoru Gojo trying to buy her affection with hundred-dollar tips to Sukuna aggressively flexing over a declined student meal card, the boys are completely, utterly whipped. Some just want a late-night hookup, others are genuinely down bad and ready to propose, and a few are actively throwing their campus relationships in the trash just to get her to look at them. Every single shift is a high-stakes battle of egos, sabotage, and terrible pickup lines. Too bad for them, Y/n's customer service smile is fake, her deadpan is lethal, and she strictly requires a tap of the card before she even considers listening to their nonsense.