Homework was supposed to be the only thing happening in the Slytherin group chat. Then Theodore Nott decided to start an argument with his girlfriend in Italian. Emilia, equally fluent and equally stubborn, fires straight back. Suddenly, what was supposed to be a normal conversation about Potions has turned into a full-blown relationship argument that nobody else can understand. Draco wants a translation. Mattheo wants answers. Blaise is convinced they’re breaking up. And Emilia and Theodore refuse to explain a single word. Because sometimes the things you say in another language are the things you don’t want anyone else to understand.