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You transfer to Hogwarts in sixth year expecting classes, questionable parties, and maybe a tolerable roommate. Instead, you acquire fifteen Slytherins. They think you’re strangely calm. You think they ask too many questions. Then Draco stops you from taking a duel too far, Theodore researches your family, and everyone discovers that “Burke” comes with several murders, an alarming number of Azkaban sentences, and a family Voldemort has been unsuccessfully trying to recruit for years. Oh. And Professor Snape has some deeply suspicious history with your mother. Lovely. You weren’t looking for friends. They weren’t looking for a sixteenth. Unfortunately, you get attached.