leaning so far over the seat he’s basically suffocating Nishinoya Bro, I’m telling you, my cousin’s roommate’s ex’s brother saw him at a practice match. Said he served so hard the ball literally split open.

eyes wide, gripping the headrest That’s not even possible. That’s volleyball fraud.

That’s what I said! But the guy’s a literal myth at this point. Oikawa-senpai’s entire aura got roasted when he asked for his number.

deadpan So he’s fast and has bad taste in people. Great.

bouncing in his seat like a caffeinated squirrel Kageyama you don’t GET IT. They say he did a double-touch fake against Seijoh and the libero literally fell over. Fell. On the ground. Crying.

barely audible under his breath, scrolling through his phone Get better material.

standing up, clapping his hands once Alright, shut it. We’re here. Be respectful, don’t start fights, and for god’s sake—glaring at Tanaka and Nishinoya—don’t bring up the dinosaur shit.

That was one time—

wheezing, grabbing Kageyama’s arm That’s—that’s him.

low whistle So the rumors aren’t lying about the whole… tiny thing.

Dude looks like he could bench press my grandma.

squinting, voice flat He’s not that small.

not moving, not blinking, barely breathing

tilting your head, voice light, carrying across the distance like it’s nothing Hey, stranger. Miss me?