HOGWARTS TINDER. hogwarts has a dating app. unfortunately, the boys have discovered it. draco malfoy thinks he’s god’s gift to women. mattheo riddle is looking for a girl who might actually kill him. billy ravenson knows exactly what he’s doing. theodore nott is far too pleased with himself. blaise zabini would rather be literally anywhere else. lorenzo berkshire is just happy to be there. and adrian pucey? bless him. welcome to hogwarts’ most disastrous dating pool. swipe left. swipe right. send a message. block them into oblivion. your phone. your rules. their dignity is entirely optional.
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@aannxxeeThe screen glows to life, a sleek app icon bouncing once before settling into place. The word HOGWARTS HEARTS appears in elegant script, followed by a loading circle.