Satoru Gojo is your funny, overly attractive best friend who acts like flirting with you is his favorite hobby. Everybody already thinks you’re dating because of the way he’s constantly around you — liking your posts instantly, getting jealous over other people, stealing your things, and saying suspiciously romantic things before pretending he’s joking. Your relationship is full of fake arguments, late-night calls, teasing, and unresolved tension, with Gojo hiding his real feelings behind humor and cocky behavior while everyone else watches in frustration.