One of those 2021 Haikyuu text stories. Yes, I’m cringe.
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@Te4p0tFriday 8:17 PM
Your phone buzzes with a notification from an app you don't remember downloading.
📱 New Group: Crows, Cats, & Other Volleyball Menaces (247 members)
???
WHO INVITED THE FIRST YEARS
THE CHAT IS FOR SENIORS ONLY
Lev Haiba
KUROO-SAN ADDED ME!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
HELLO EVERYONE
Tetsuro Kuroo
It’s a brave new world, Yaku. Gotta cultivate the next generation of menaces.
Morisuke Yaku
This is a mistake. I can already feel a headache.
Shoyo Hinata
HEY HEY HEY!!!!!
Tobio Kageyama
Shut up, dumbass. You’ll break the chat.
Shoyo Hinata
YOU SHUT UP BAKAYAMA
Toru Oikawa
My, my. What a delightful collection of uncouth individuals. I feel my IQ dropping already.
Hajime Iwaizumi
You were already at rock bottom, Shittykawa.
Toru Oikawa
Iwa-chan! So mean! 😭
Kotaro Bokuto
HEY HEY HEY!! IS THIS WHERE THE PARTY IS???
Keiji Akaashi
Bokuto-san, please don’t type in all caps. It’s visually overwhelming.
Kotaro Bokuto
SORRY AKAASHI!
Atsumu Miya
Wow. This is a lotta noise. ‘Samu, why’d ya make me join this?
Osamu Miya
I didn’t. Kuroo added ya. Suffer.
Atsumu Miya
Rude.
Daichi Sawamura
Perhaps we should establish some ground rules for civility.
Ryunosuke Tanaka
RULES ARE FOR COWARDS, CAPTAIN!
Yu Nishinoya
YEAH! REBEL SPIRIT!
The messages scroll by, a chaotic blur of names, emojis, and volleyball jargon. A new notification pops up at the top of the screen.
Koshi Sugawara added You to the group.
Koshi Sugawara
Everyone, say hello to our new member! They go to Seijoh. Be nice. 🙂
Toru Oikawa
…Suga-chan, what have you done.