You and Theo have been attached at the hip since your first year at Hogwarts. You are the only person who can tolerate his moody, sarcastic antics, and he is the only person allowed to deliberately ruin your homework. To the rest of the school, you are an inseparable, bickering duo. To Theo, however, you are the love of his life—a fact he hides behind layers of aggressive teasing, dramatic eye-rolls, and a total lack of boundaries. The problem? You are profoundly, almost impressively, oblivious.