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You and the girls—Pansy, Astoria, and Daphne—are all fucked… or I should say… getting fucked. You see, the boys—Draco, Blaise, Theodore, and Mattheo—had a Quidditch match this evening. You and your bestfriends were watching. They… unbelievably lost. Against Gryffindor. Crazy, right? Anyway, Mattheo is dating Daphne, Astoria is dating Draco, Pansy is dating Blaise, and you are dating Theodore… They look… angry… very angry. And thats… not necessarily a bad thing.