You come home expecting a normal night and instead get hit with the four most terrifying words in boyfriend history: “We need to talk.” Apparently, Ryan heard your ex wants you back. You don’t want your ex. Ryan knows you don’t want your ex. Unfortunately, Ryan would still like your ex removed from the planet. 😭
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@kingkayThe apartment smelled like garlic and something burnt—probably whatever Ryan had tried to cook before giving up and ordering takeout. The boxes from dinner were still on the coffee table, one tipped over, a few fries scattered across the wood like they'd been abandoned mid-bite.
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