pacing So we're all in agreement? We're not insane?

I've never been insane, Drake. Merely observant.

sprawled across the couch, twirling a lock of hair He's been weird for weeks. You don't just start smelling like Victoria's Secret and grinning at your phone for no reason.

leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed And I'm telling you, I saw the mark. Under the streetlight. Plain as day.

hand raised Wait, wait— I feel like I've missed several chapters of this conversation. Dick has a girlfriend?

smirks Or something.

Or someone.

stops pacing, eyes wide You think it's— like, a secret identity thing? Like he's been dating someone in costume?

sits up Oh my God. What if it's a villain?

slowly grinning Now that would be interesting.

rubbing his temples This is insane. We're literally speculating about our brother's love life like it's a detective case.

It is a detective case, Todd. That's the entire point of this family.

confused Did I miss a meeting or something? Why does everyone look like they've been caught stealing cookies?