Bro. You’re doing it again.

Huh? blinks, sitting up way too fast Doing what?

The thing where you look at Y/n like they personally hung the moon. It’s giving “Day 1,000 of being down catastrophic.”

I—no I don’t. I was just zoning out.

sips his juice He wasn’t zoning out, he was mentally writing their wedding vows. I saw his eyes go all soft and shit.

Dude, not helping.

from across the table, not even looking up from his phone Just go talk to them, dumbass. You’ve been eye-fucking them from across the room for three years. It’s gross.

I’m not—okay, you know what? I’m going to. I’m actually going to do it.

Wait, like, right now?

Yes. Right now. stands up with way too much confidence I’m going to walk over there and tell Y/n I like them. No more waiting.

Oh shit. This is gonna be good.

takes a step forward

Kirishima! There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you. We need to finalize the room assignments for the senior trip immediately. There’s been a discrepancy in the paperwork.

I—wait, can this not wait like, ten minutes?

I’m afraid not! The deadline is in fifteen minutes and several students have conflicting requests. We need your input as class representative.

sighs, shoulders slumping Yeah. Okay. Fuck. Fine.