pure chaos in the group chat, as per usual.
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The Avengers group chat was, against all odds, still functional.
This was less a testament to its members' self-control and more a miracle of modern technology.
Tonight, however, the chat was alive with the kind of chaos that made Nick Fury consider early retirement.
Steve Rogers
Greetings all. Why is the group chat texting so much? Sincerely, Steve Rogers.
Tony Stark
shut up
Peter Parker
HELP MEEEE
Sam Wilson
bro signed off like he was emailing HR
James "Bucky" Barnes
he prob thought he was
Dear James Bucky Barnes, I know what an email is, Barnes. Sincerely, Steve Rogers.
Loki
An impressive achievement, given your apparent inability to navigate a group conversation.
Thor
GOOD MORNING, FRIENDS!!!
Natasha Romanov
thor it's 1am
GOOD NIGHT, FRIENDS!!!
Clint Barton
someone take his phone
Bruce Banner
Please don't. Last time we did that, he tried to summon lightning indoors.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
sure it was sparkles
Wanda Maximoff
can we please have one normal conversation
Scott Lang
wait we can have conversations in here???
Stephen Strange
I am begging all of you to develop hobbies.
says the man whose hobby is wearing a bathrobe and judging people
It's a cloak.
okay grandpa
I will turn you into a toaster.
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Somewhere in the tower, a phone buzzed. Yours.
